16 December 2005
"I recently read on SkinIndex.com that the movie studio producing Superman Returns allegedly has its panties in a bunch because actor Brandon Routh's large cock is bulging way too obviously out of his skintight Man of Steel costume. (Actually, one source says there's a codpiece that's already solved the "problem," while another source says that Routh's basket will have to be "digitally erased.")
Can you believe this? If asked, I'm sure those Hollywood executives would give their standard excuse that the bulge would "offend Middle America." This is getting way too old. How can Middle America be offended by Superman? Didn't Ma and Pa Kent live in Middle America?
Look, in my admittedly narrow-minded view, leaving the bulge in there has three things going for it. First, the real Superman fans probably won't even notice. Second, it's an incentive for women to go see a superhero flick. Third, gay men will turn out in droves … and they've got lots of money to spend.
I understand that back in the 60s, when the "Batman" TV show was being made, actors Adam West and Burt Ward had to be really padded down because of their large dicks. Ooooo, 60s America would've been mortified! But this is almost two thousand friggin' six! Let America see some cock bulge! Who the hell cares? Hollywood'll still be making 9 bucks a ... head."
Can you believe this? If asked, I'm sure those Hollywood executives would give their standard excuse that the bulge would "offend Middle America." This is getting way too old. How can Middle America be offended by Superman? Didn't Ma and Pa Kent live in Middle America?
Look, in my admittedly narrow-minded view, leaving the bulge in there has three things going for it. First, the real Superman fans probably won't even notice. Second, it's an incentive for women to go see a superhero flick. Third, gay men will turn out in droves … and they've got lots of money to spend.
I understand that back in the 60s, when the "Batman" TV show was being made, actors Adam West and Burt Ward had to be really padded down because of their large dicks. Ooooo, 60s America would've been mortified! But this is almost two thousand friggin' six! Let America see some cock bulge! Who the hell cares? Hollywood'll still be making 9 bucks a ... head."
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