Friday, February 27, 2009

Old News: Turning J. Timbalake Into an "Alpha Dog"


I've decided to delete the few blog entries I made on MySpace and repost them here for posterity. Let's begin with "Mr. J.T., watchoo got for me?"

7 December 2005

"I read the funniest thing yesterday on Dark Horizons. It seems my beloved Justin Timberlake has been meeting with a vocal coach. So there I was, scratching my nearly hairless head, trying to figure out why he'd need a vocal coach. He already speaks good English. Was he trying to acquire an accent for a movie or something?

"Nope. Something worse ... and a helluva lot funnier.

"Justin was trying out for a movie, but he needed a vocal coach to make him sound more manly." [Insert one Michael Jackson "HEE-hee! OW!"]

"I don't think even the most delicious, shirtless picture of him can keep me from laughing anymore. Don't get me wrong ... I love, love, love Justin and his music, but this was just too funny. Later ..."

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